lurker jerker

noun

1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.

The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.

by BeepBeepBoop June 24, 2014

Leftover Lurker

Usually when people order pizza, after dinner, USUALLY people leave the pizza out, Leftover Lurkers usually come down to have dinner from the leftovers or in my case, usually have a second dinner

Guy 1: That pizza really hit the spot, but Im still hungry.
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 15, 2016

Lurker Bomb

A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.

I left the room before my lurker bomb hit

by whoreable January 22, 2009

office lurker

a thief (usually well dressed) who enters an office by acting like they belong there with the intent of stealing something

"my laptop was stolen by an office lurker"

by bob babooey February 20, 2007

patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

Discord Lurker

Someone who spends several hours every day on Discord. Their demographics are wide, but many of them tend to be a Weeb. Often times they are also a Discord Mod

User1- “How long does (user) use discord every day?”
User2- “She’s a discord lurker. She probably spends all day on here”

by OurParentsAreRelated July 15, 2020

liquid lurker

A place filled with retards and faggots, using dry humor and gay jokes to try and forget that in the end, they are a bunch of dumbasses who have nothing else to do but ban cool members like sgubon.

Hey, I heard Joey was blinded while browsing the internet.

Yeah, he decided to check out that hip fresh forum, Liquid Lurker.

by Jaimi "Azimio" Johnson May 27, 2007