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Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."
by bumpdraft December 5, 2012
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team kamikaze

A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.
Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.
by pnytrnr April 18, 2014
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kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 11, 2009
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Kamikaze Bukkake

Sex move where multiple men surround a girl and jerk off, but instead of cumming on her face they aim upwards, ejaculating all over themselves and their own faces as she watches
“Me and a bunch of my bros tried doing a Kamikaze Bukkake last night and I think I got pink eye
by Dicksplatter February 2, 2023
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The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
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Kamikaze Barbury

A sex move where a female or male lays flat (on back if male doesn't matter for female) and a male takes a running jump and tries to get his dick in whatever hole is best available. Painful for jumper if missed, painful for jumpee if hit.
He was a risk taker, so he did a Kamikaze Barbury on her. He missed and cried.
by ikorolou September 23, 2011
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kamikaze style

A very reckless crazy like human being that has the ability to thrash others
I dont care what they say! we are getting into this club even if we have to go kamikaze style
by Clart23 September 6, 2016
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