Jared

A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.

Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?

by hometree January 21, 2011

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A very nice and cool nickname for the name Jayden. It is commonly used in Denmark. The origins of why they love the nickname Jared is unknown. However, It is believed that a long time ago, there was a Slavic man named Jayden who lived in Greenland was very fond of that name because the 2nd syllable is "red" which is the color found in the Dannebrog (Danish flag). When you meet a Danish guy whose name is Jayden, call them Jared they will absolutely love it!

Person 1: My name is Jayden but you can call me--
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*

by yådanishcitizen September 17, 2023

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A hot gentleman who will steal your girl and get her pregnant.

Jared wtf you cummed in me.

by mr.aaaaaa May 18, 2019

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a very funny cute and hot guy but he is a fuckboy he is loyal but won’t stay in a relationship long

jared is so hot but not a good person to be in a relationship with

by big11003 September 16, 2018

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Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford

Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*

by Non-Jared October 21, 2019

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