Greta

Name of a god... God of crying.... God of being annoying, Sometimes it could be ugly or good looking.. but babys named greta are so fucking annoying!!

Greta is not the J

by gang shit cuz! January 19, 2022

Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.

I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Greta

Greta is a name that has its origins in Germany. The name means pearl as she is she beautiful inside and out. Typically she is a brunette with colored eyes such as green. She is a person that has always been kind from the beginning , maybe a bit stubborn and short tempered, but she always was a very kind person who genuinely cared about people. Although sometimes she gets bullied or ridiculed due to her kindness, she tries to be the same as always. Sometimes she gets disgusted by her own decisions that she makes for herself, but deep down she’s an amazing person many people would like to be with. She just hasn’t found the right people.

“wow Greta is so kind”
“ Right? and so beautiful too like a pearl!”

by Iluvkittiesmwah April 1, 2023

Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.

I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Greta

To jump from one cause to another in order to grift the world for money

I totally pulled a Greta when I switched it up from supporting climate change and. Now I support hamas.

by Jimbo_Rooney123 June 3, 2025

Greta

A Greta is a pretty, charming, intelligent, mysterious girl. She may be a little manipulative sometimes in a relationship, but after a while she will settle. In a relationship, a Greta is a gentle, protective woman. Overall, a Greta is a perfect girl. :)

“Oh, I wish I was a Greta.”

by heretowrite :) November 21, 2021

The Greta

When a guy performs anal on a woman. And cums inside her ass. Another guy comes along and eats out the gym from her ass

Hey Olly remember that time we gave her the Greta?

by The boy of men July 21, 2018