Farmer Counsel

Mr. Counsel's evil twin. Hates HASS, and lOvEsSsSs Sheep. If you see him, run, he's way too positive
Damn, that guys loves sheep. He must be Farmer Counsel
by im a sheep June 24, 2019
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car-farmer

a person who has car parts spread out on their front lawn. The parts are usually old and rusting - they've been there for a while.

Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.

car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"

"My neighbor has tons of old rusty car parts sitting on his front lawn... he's such a car-farmer!"

"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
by K-1000 August 27, 2007
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eggplant farmer

A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.
Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
by Mytholces March 14, 2019
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Mason farmer

by Mason farmer February 26, 2019
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gold farmer

an exployted asian employee of World of Warcraft. They all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. They are paid very badly. Their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to World of War Craft players for real money. Sick, I know.
I hate my job as a gold farmer.
by Tai Ni Po Ni November 25, 2006
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baby farmer

A baby farmer is a woman who keeps having/adopting children in excess with the sole purpose of collecting more money from the government and/or entitlement checks.
"Did you hear about that baby farmer in Florida?"

"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
by DubDniK August 10, 2007
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Car Farmer

Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
by waldemar funquist July 19, 2010
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