Lazy Earl

Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.


derived from a story, not based on an actual person

"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."

by Roberto Joolez November 07, 2004

Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 12, 2004

Earl Greg

Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!

by DDCS2009 March 18, 2023

Eskimo Earl

An uncircumcised penis, with an excessive amount of fore skin.

Tom: Did you see his Eskimo Earl?

Jerry: Yah it looked like it was wearing a parka!!!

by 1855 March 21, 2011

Earl Sweatshirt

god

Hey have you heard that they found god's real identity?? It's earl sweatshirt

by extraalaaarge December 30, 2020

earl wolff

n. url-woolf

pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn

Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?

Ashley Fox: Earl who?

Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*

Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.

by penguin farmer June 30, 2013

Dirty Earl

Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

ex. How did you get that black eye?

I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.

by ner121 June 15, 2020