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chalk comet

a severely damaged penis which is still fit for purpose.
bernard's exposed chalk comet was the main topic of conversation at the bus stop
by percy puberty September 5, 2016
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Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.
“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”
by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022
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Comet

A mixture of coke and met.
Bruh that comet whipped the shit out of my ass.
by Nikush June 25, 2022
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Comet Era

King PG3D's title during the 2018 catspam
"You cant beat me im top 1 comet era!!!"
by DefinitelyNotJeo August 7, 2021
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comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet
"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024
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Comet QuackyComet

Comet QuackyComet: sHaWtYs LiKe A mElOdY iN mY hEaD
p1: for fucks sake Comet
by BelovedShawty December 2, 2021
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shell comets

A type of comet that looks more like a symbol rather than a comet.

A truly beautiful sight where you see the clearest glimmer of beauty in the stars (best seen at night). Fills a person with many emotions, especially gratitude and appreciation, everyone loves them! They are truly something you don't want to pass off or turn head away from, and even if they are underappreciated or ignored, they are really one of the most glorious things in the world. Seeing one in the moonlight is something anyone should be proud of. (Based on a poem).
I love the shell comets out tonight! That one looks like a capybara!
by Kawaii Chris November 22, 2021
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