Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022

Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle

Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!

by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022

comet neowise

The comet that popped up 6000 years ago and then showed up for a bit in July 2020.

person 1: it was sad we didn't get to see comet neowise 2 months ago.

by datbroneo September 3, 2020

comet

to put something down

i comet my glass of water on the table

by i donr know December 5, 2023

CoMeT

My cute little dog (mini dachshund) who loves to lick me

My dog Comet is cute

by Comet&Daisy November 3, 2019

Comet Era

King PG3D's title during the 2018 catspam

"You cant beat me im top 1 comet era!!!"

by DefinitelyNotJeo August 7, 2021

comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet

"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"

by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024