legs in a basket

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

by finnsbonch June 24, 2017

Scat basket

Generally used to describe a dog that eats it's own poo.

Can also be used to describe a human that includes pooing and peeing into their sex life.

Can you believe sparky ate his own poop? What a scat basket

Greg took a shit on Jen's chest. Can you believe she wanted it? What a couple of scat baskets.

by poserXposer January 18, 2019

Basket Grab

When your husband works hard all day long even though his boss is a dickhead and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Welcome home, Steve. Thank you for working so hard especially since you have to deal with Ken, your dickhead boss all day long. How about I give you a basket grab to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016

Wiener Basket

The skin that holds the testicles.

It's so hot out, my Wiener Basket is sticking to my right leg.

by BTshooter February 7, 2012

Fat basket

Stomach

"I ate way too much, my fat basket is killing me"

by Not_a_regulario January 13, 2020

slop basket

When a girl has a lot of sex and her vagina is stretched out and full of jizz. She has a slop basket

Beth gets around she has a real slop basket!

by BgH76 May 14, 2015

Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017