one who makes use of the technology of superficial skin color enhancing to the point where such a person develops a dual-toned skin color. no long classified as a "caucasian with a tan", this person has now taken on the texture and hue of "bacon."
by not bitter. March 24, 2005
a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.
by sillyface111 May 06, 2010
A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.
"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."
"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."
"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."
"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."
"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."
by atlho August 13, 2012
Meaty strips of porky goodness which take far to long to prepare compared to how much of it you get, but daaaaamn, it's worth it.
For health reasons, I tried to cut back on bacon by living without it for one month.
I was not a happy camper that month.
I was not a happy camper that month.
by Bowes November 26, 2005
by tlaffer December 16, 2009
by Jimgaffigan January 25, 2010