AIDS

A horrible disease that rapes your immune system via a Falcon Punch. Multiple things can cause it, sex is just one of them.

Zach: "Hey Josue, did you hear the news? Lori gave Brian AIDS after they had hardcore sexual intercourse."

Josue: "Yeah, I seen that on PornTube a while back."

by Zachariah D'mytro/Josue Rodriguez June 19, 2008

AIDS

An acronym standing for Asian Insufficient Dick Size.

Jackie Chan, unlike his African-American co-star Chris Tucker, suffers from AIDS.

by moronic midget March 4, 2008

Aids

1)Just about anything bad
2)unsightly or terrible
3)used to bring up anyones physical insecureties

ex:"It smells like Aids in here"
ex:"Dude what's with the Aids on your face?"
ex:"Ha ha ha look at his Aids"

by Shadoweyes October 21, 2008

AIDS

The epitome of sexual humor. Common among teenagers who claim they are the wittiest of all comedians by overusing this unfunny word.

Lolguy 1: I don't want to touch you, I might get AIDS.

other guy: AIDS isn't spread by contact.

Lolguy 1: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS AND I DON'T!

by The Oncoming Doom December 15, 2008

AIDS

Adios, Infected Dick Sucker.

Jerry: "My boss came out of the closet today by announcing he is HIV+"
Tom: "lulz. AIDS."

by Johnny Cunnilinguist April 21, 2008

AIDS

Used to describe someone, that when they are around you, they seem to just kill all the fun.

Man, riding my bike would be fun... if aids wasnt here with me...

by WhiteIce17 July 21, 2007

aids

Anally Injected Death Sentence...get this disease and your all but dead. Most common in the homosexual male community but as the world becomes more populated with bisexual men who enjoy rumpy pumpy with both sexes, the disease spreads to women. From here anyone can catch it because most women on this earth are skank and will get pricked by anyone. Eventually a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy will get it and it will spread like shit everywhere. The best way of preventing yourself from getting this is by keeping your helmet on your soldier if you are a bloke, insisting your boyfriend refrains from putting his schlong/schlort (whatever the case may be) anywhere else other than between your cuntflaps if you are a woman, or prevention from any intercourse, especially anal, with a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy.

"John hired a rent boy the other night"

"Ha, i bet the batty boy's got aids now"

by Josh_Guern May 31, 2006