A big boy who laughs at his own lame jokes, sucks at guitar hero, is a stuck up drama queen, immature with commitment problems and has love deprivation issues. Hates glee but like The Secret Life of an American teenager like a queer. Burps in his girlfriends face and doesn't apologize and eats like a hungry hungry hippo. His elbows are as dry and cracked as a baboon's butt. His feet resemble big foot's; repulsive and full of fungi. He's all around a two faced douche smelling jerk!
by krjbfewfb July 1, 2011
Get the Zackmug. A young man with a dick shaped head. Zack also enjoys the company of men, especially black. This man also has one of the smallest dicks possible.
by TheCatCaller911 August 26, 2018
Get the Zackmug. Zack: A piece of shit.
by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014
Get the Zackmug. 1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.
Zack's Common vocabulary:
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
by ilove2mumble November 7, 2008
Get the Zackmug. zack k. is a term for someone who has a very small penis similar to a chode. Zack usually sits in his room crying because he is going to die alone.
by wADe254 February 25, 2011
Get the zackmug. loser with one tiny facial piercing who thinks he has a big dick but actually has a tiny pussy
hes not hot and hes pale and scrawny like a girl
hes not hot and hes pale and scrawny like a girl
by shawna764 July 14, 2009
Get the zackmug. Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
by #imalwaysright November 2, 2011
Get the Zackmug.