by Wet Weed April 17, 2022
An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
by Shabutacock69 April 09, 2021
*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"
by idroppedmybitcoins December 18, 2017
a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.
Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!
by myself most the time December 05, 2008
by Spector August 29, 2006
This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.
John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.
by troof77 October 08, 2013
by Jackmehoff99 February 23, 2020