Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

Snow Yeti

A white male who is attracted to black females.

Ya bro Jake is a complete snow yeti, he only hooks up with black girls.

by Riskietbiskiet February 25, 2019

Pink Yeti

A pink yeti is where you stick your penis in the freezer.

*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"

by idroppedmybitcoins December 19, 2017

Yeti-Fest

a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.

Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!

by myself most the time December 16, 2008

yeti cock

A dick that is big and extremely hairy that it looks like a dong of an abominable snowman.

Rick's yeti cock looks like something from the Ice Age.

by Spector August 29, 2006

Frozen Yeti

This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.

John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.

by troof77 October 7, 2013

Riding the Yeti

To have intimate relations with a woman with an unshaven or unkempt genitalia.

I hooked up with this hottie at the club last night, but instead of a landing strip, I ended up riding the yeti.

by MichaelVario February 21, 2013