dirty down stairs december

Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.

ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.

by petey10 November 01, 2010

push grandma down the stairs

something everyone should do once in their life.

HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!

by maxman280 January 19, 2004

I fell down some stairs

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.

"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"

by kateyc July 12, 2006

elevated stair based walkway

A walkway that changes the users elevation and or altitude using a system of "stairs" (a term that should be used loosely). Also these are NOT i repeat NOT stairs.

Ben used the elevated stair based walkway to get to the second floor of the school.

by Thatoneguyisback November 08, 2010

I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

by lindyloohs April 06, 2006

dragging pork up the back stairs

A phrase meant to describe the sexual actions of a gay male who is usually on the recieving end of his partner.

Alex didn't want to come to the Foxy Lady??? What is he, dragging pork up the back stairs?!?!?!?

by dasword November 10, 2006

threw her baby down the stairs

Threw her baby down the stairs, then I grew some nipple hairs

I threw her baby down the stairs

by black nigger balls November 15, 2021