Fuck if I know where that is, I'm not a map-scientist
by Satanic mechanic July 19, 2021

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."
by Tony Tornado August 9, 2012

Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.
Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.
Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.
Derp: How does that work again?
Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
Derp: How does that work again?
Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
by metatroll September 1, 2013

A Nigga that’s a scientist of trapping.
He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.
He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.
by Certified Trap Nig January 3, 2025
