I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

Pop tart

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.

Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.

by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

pop tart

best breakfast for collage students. for lunch, they might have ramen noodles...

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday

by lIl0FISH May 9, 2018

Pop Tart

a young girl who dates/has sex with older men who are sugar daddies.

Greg: Is she dating a guy her own age?
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.

by Balzacfan July 14, 2023

Pop tart thot

Basically a gold digging vsco girl, who ask some boys that likes her for food and ignored them right after.

Pop tart thot: “Hey, can I have that pop tart?”
Boy: “ yeah sure.”
Teacher: “ She’s using you!!!!”

by Class of 2024 Chattahoochee August 25, 2019