by cnopa March 31, 2010
by Laird December 08, 2003
1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.
2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!
3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet
2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!
3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet
by Adam Green June 24, 2007
The act of placing a cooked beer brat in your ladies anus, several servings of sauerkraut in her puss and topping it all with a hardy dash of man mayo.
Let sit for 30-45 minutes at 98.6 degress and then feast upon the fruit of your labor.
Let sit for 30-45 minutes at 98.6 degress and then feast upon the fruit of your labor.
We went to the Packer game last weekend and I cooked up a dynamite Polish Tailgate. It was cooked to perfection and seasoned properly. It came out extra juicy and the fellas loved it!
by Crazy Driggs February 19, 2011
Cheez Doodles put out for a party, especially a fancy party when plain old potato chips just won't cut it.
by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008
The act of witnessing Santa Claus ejaculate all over a naked Frosty the Snowman, all the while having a large bowel movement over a Christmas tree.
by Sparticas37 December 05, 2009
by bigjimslim November 25, 2013