hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.

We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022

Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...

Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

CONSUMMATED HOSTAGE

TOO LIVE IN AMERICAN WITH PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW raising kids that aren't yours

Consummated hostage : my wife still sees her boyfriend from high school they know each other well that's make me a consummated hostage . Inherited heir.

by THE BEAR . Husband December 8, 2022