A player in the video game "Dayz" by Bohemia Interactive who engages in behavior that is seen by most of civilized society as "Childish" or "Cringe".
by TheKittenSlayer February 12, 2024
Get the Helpless Freshiemug. a freshman who has just come form middle school and hasnt fucking adapted to high school yet, causing them to wreck havoc, have shit takes, and be very cringy and/or unbareable to talk to.
by jhayden57 May 20, 2021
Get the freshiemug. by olivialois January 23, 2015
Get the freshymug. by Ceroz October 6, 2017
Get the Freshiemug. A male or female who is only new to the sex game. Commonly referred to as immature if they don’t enjoy certain sex positions. Real sex pros love all positions.
Aidan: that girl is a real immature freshie?
TSR: what daddy?
Aidan: you know, she’s only just lost her virginity and she doesn’t like doggy so she’s super immature!
TSR: what daddy?
Aidan: you know, she’s only just lost her virginity and she doesn’t like doggy so she’s super immature!
by Number1Freshie July 4, 2018
Get the Freshiemug. 1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
Get the freshiemug. Freshman, naive, unoriginal, soft-in the tooth, unbroken, virginal, stupid, uneducated, uninformed, lacking, weak, newbie/newb, baby, too new or fresh. (word type)-Slimmoral/Slim-Moral.
by CoaltownBrown December 3, 2021
Get the Freshiemug.