fap

Fabulous and Pretty, according to Miley Cyrus. (check out her youtube account and you'll see what i mean)

Miley:"fap? what does fap mean?"
Mandy:"fabulous and pretty!!"

by skrilx April 12, 2009

Fap

Fap is when you are all alone the parents just left the house and you get the feeling in your stomach. You know what's coming, the urge takes over your mind and that's all you want. Time for fap. To grab ones dick in his/its hand and violently try to rip it off.

Keith: Hey Kevin when was the last time you fapped
Kevin: Yesterday Keith
Keith: How was it Kevin?
Kevin: ohhhhhhhhhhhh MAN i busted all kinds, all kinds.

by Burp N Slurp December 28, 2016

Fap

FAP = Fingers and Palm....the parts of the hand used for masturbation.

the siight of that booty, caused johnny to instantly FAP

by dirtythirty30 October 17, 2011

FAP

The official acronym for the Free All Poodles campaign.
Are you going to fap tonight

Joe: Are going to FAP tonight?
Tim: Yea man! Me and Sarah can not wait to go to FAP tonight! It's going to be so awesome!

by Frezkee December 14, 2010

fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009

Fap

A slang word for laughter

I'm fapping so hard to this show.

by toros665 January 26, 2010

fap

go and fap you little heart out

Dude, I just fapped.

by ChurroKnight13 May 07, 2013