crust pants

Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.

Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."

by d0gp1ss March 6, 2023

cum crust

Cum crust is available in two forms. First is the cum from a penis that dries on a vagina after sex.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.

After making love both male and female bodily fluids, cum,soak the vaginal area and the penis. If one does not wash after sex and allows this to dry a thin white layer of cum crust will form on the head of the penis and the vagina resulting in cum crust.

by Jay Latimer March 10, 2008

cheesy crust

1. A reference to pizza.

2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.

Dad was doing some carpentry last week and he hit his thumb with a hammer. He yelled out, "Dog bandit! Cheesy crust, look at my fricken thumb!"

by Shelly Bozdog July 2, 2006

crust punk

crust punk is what peace punk evolved into blending gutter punk culture, metal and anarcho politics together.

crust punks fill up the black bloc at this week's protest.

by Dutch black December 27, 2005

smoking the crust

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.

Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.

by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010

booboo crust

Any dried crusty poop left around the anus because of poor butt wiping habits.

Man, my butt is so itchy, I think I got some booboo crust from when I took a dump just now.

by Mr.Man of Sri Lanka July 26, 2009

christmas crust

The random remnants of decor left from Christmas past.

Christmas Crust for example is the wreath that's still hanging on your door, the clearance section of Michael's in January, the Christmas lights you leave up all year long.

by TareTam January 9, 2015