"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."
by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008
Get the dick tatsmug. by Cobra McLarge August 16, 2011
Get the tit for tatmug. by Dragonhawkthunder May 24, 2019
Get the Splat Tatmug. When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.
by JJBidwell March 31, 2015
Get the Splat Tatmug. A slut that creeps around tattoo shops or conventions in hopes of getting laid by a tattooist which in turn provides the possibility of free navel slut-jewelry.
Generally they wear tiny skirts or booty shorts and don't even have tattoos. They say "Oh my God, did that hurt?" a lot. And hover around the counters with their tits out. Sometimes they travel in packs. "Man dude, that tat rat wants to blow me bad.
by something radical May 26, 2012
Get the Tat Ratmug. matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Get the tat-twosmug. by attnsacgonflable January 14, 2009
Get the Gnat Tatsmug.