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Tea Tainter 

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
Tea Tainter by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013

Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.
The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

Tainter Tots 

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
Tainter Tots by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

Inner-tainter 

A sexual stimulation, involving inserting a finger or fingers into a woman's anus and vagina, and then rubbing the inner walls between the fingers.
Being funny is a trait that women value, but being an inner-tainter will make them gush over you.
Inner-tainter by yodatat2 January 18, 2025
A amazing and wholesome person

Will be your soon to be wife

And will forever be there for you no matter what and will always help you

These type of people are very rare

If you meet one say ily tainted

Ily tainted💕

They are also good friends with most people who start with A like Azul
Your a amazing taitned
Taitned by Dirt hut November 29, 2019
Kin Ryan's way of saying tanned, and also the right way to say it.
Ryan : People think they don't need sunscreen because they want to be "tained"
Make sure you wear sun cream everyone ✅
Tained by up your nanny October 28, 2021