Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the climax of ejaculation during intercourse.

"Bro I heard you hit a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, that shit was intense fr"

by reddituser7025 May 4, 2022

mozul tactical

When your significant other is not paying attention during sex and you squeeze out a deadly fart (bomb).

Significant other: "Wait what's that smell???"

You: "MOZUL TACTICALLLLL"

by PrincessCat69 March 10, 2019

Pork Tactics

The guidance given by Ryotaro's Japan to viewers about how to eat tonkatsu pork in Abroad In Japan's "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" Youtube video (7:05 into video) released on 28th Feb 2021 UTC

Ryotaro: One last thing; like some techniques of eating pork right - Pork Tactics as I would say

by Scientist1968 February 28, 2021

Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.

a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"

by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009

Skank Tactics

the bending the rules of a game which could be classed as cheating by the person/team on the recieving end of defeat in such a way.

throwing red shells backwards on super mariokart and dider drogba's diving are fine examples of "skank tactics"

by MosiahB March 30, 2010

Tactical Nuke

In Multiplayer when a played has a killstreak of 25 kills in a row without dieing they will gain the tactical nuke. The tactical nuke, blows up the entire map and kills all players on BOTH teams (chicken don't die though weird.) The player's team automatically wins regardless of the current score. When a tactical nuke has been activated the player usually spams in the mic bragging and spins around in circles shooting his gun around like an idiot.

Rangers: "Enemy Tactical Nuke incoming, it's over!"
Rangers Player: NUUUUUUUU!

by gangstahhh1232432423 April 28, 2010