Salvador

He has a huge long fat cock and will fill any whole no matter what gender but is not gay he is a dank memer and has lots of friends you will never be that cool you fucking weeb

Hot thot : wanna smash

Salvador : nah i am thot patrol

by Nigger fag November 4, 2017

salvation army

Underappriciated charity group that are always there to help.

The Salvation Army is not a thrift store, it is a CHARITY.

by SamSamSam December 28, 2005

salvation army

A type of christian church, very charitable. Runs charity shops and does missionary work.

'You going to the salvation army on Sunday?'
As in church

by tellmeastory June 18, 2007

Sylvanus

A sexy ass nigga who likes to mess around with a lot of bitches.

Damn I wish I had a sylvanus

by Mark Royce November 14, 2015

Maria De Silva

Character from The Mediator Series by Meg Cabot:
19th Century bitch who was set to marry her cousin, Jesse De Silva, but had him murdered so that she wouldn't have to marry him. After Jesse was killed, went off and married a slaverunner named Diego. Pretty, superfical, and evil!

Me: OMG, How could Maria be so mean to Suze?!
Friend: Huh, who?
Me: Maria! Ya know...Maria De Silva? The one that had Jesse killed then married Diego and came back as a ghost to hold a knife to Suze's throat to have her stop the digging in the backyard so that they wouldn't find Jesse's body!
Friend: You need therapy.
Me: You need a Barnes & Nobles.

by Adeliade Rockefeller November 26, 2006

Salvador

Super smart dude. Sometimes very cocky. Extremely hot. Knows A LOT! Seems to be better than other men and always is looking for something in a very mature fashion. Very kind and well intended. Ask a Salvador for a favor and if he likes you consider it done.

Chick #1: Yesterday I had a work to turn in.
Chick #2: And what did you do?
Chick #1: I asked Salvador and got 100%!
Chick #2: WOW! I should ask him to help me study.
Chick #1: You should, he is so smart and gentle. And so HOT!
Chick #2: I know! I just wish he wasn't so faithful to his gf.
Chick #1> I know! I would fuck his brains out...

by ms. rachel April 24, 2011

Salvador

(N.) The most provocative person you could ever come across. Often confused with a wild beast, this humble man is in fact one of the greatest love machines to stalk the planet.

Omg is that a Salvador?
We should capture it!!

by SonicJives February 6, 2009