spykes

A sickly sweet alchoholic substance that people add to shitty. watery beer.

"Hey man, I have the taste of a 14 year old girl, gimme some Spykes!"

by staveoffzombies December 3, 2006

Sykesville

An old town in Maryland pretty much the same as Eburg. The school in Sykesville, known as Sykesville Middle is crap and located near the towns mental facility and prison.

Person 1:ahhh another coad red! I hate our school!

Person 2: someone probually escaped from the jail again...

by kiwi March 24, 2005

Sykesville

Basically the same as Eldersburg, but with even less stuff to do.

Kid: Ma, let's do something since we just moved to Sykesville.
Ma: Alright, but we'll have to go allllll the way to Eldersburg.
Kid: There's nothing to do there, either.

by Sike! February 4, 2009

Sykesville

A small area of Carroll County, MD consisting of an old mill, a very un-friendly mayor, some stores that can't stay in business, an ancient school, and two hotties on Norwood Ave. There is also a pretty good restaurant/pub called E.W.Beck's where most old, redneck, drunk, bikers hangout.

"Hey did you know that there are five hair and nail places in Sykesville on Main Street?? That's pretty sad."

by Fredeye May 13, 2007

Sikes

{pronounced like Nikes}

Fake Nikes

"Gee, those ain't no Nikes, them some Sikes!"

by ShooShwanksta January 19, 2008

Fuck sakes

an exclaimation of disgust and disappointment regarding something

for fuck sakes! i´ve told you a 1000 times to leave the bloody thíng alone - now it´s fucked...

by Indaba April 30, 2006

Skesus

Skeeze + Jesus

1.) A man with long dirty hair and a pedofile beard. Usually looks to be unclean. Has the physical qualities like Jesus Christ on crystal meth.

Dan: Man, look at that dude at the bus station..
Joe: I know, that guy is such a Skesus..

by The Baby Eater June 18, 2008