An obvious mary-sue with no personality who gets all the hot guys to fall in love with her, (e.g. Tyler) but ends up choosing mediocre, fairy, wait no, I meant edgy vampire, with "sparkly" skin, mind reading, extreme overrated speed. I think his speed was taken by the Flash. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, no I mean Cullen, she gets married to him in Breaking Dawn, are obvious mary-sues themselves. Why couldn't James just suck her blood out and kill her?
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan. DX
Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
by Animezing! February 11, 2017
An event or occurrence that deviates beyond what is normally expected of a situation and that would be extremely difficult to predict.
Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups were formed by a Black Swan event when a truck carrying peanut butter ran into a truck carrying chocolate.
by kleinsound April 10, 2008
1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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by smass February 01, 2011
Something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. Used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. Mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there's something left unsaid. John Swan.
That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!
Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.
order Up, John Swan!
Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.
order Up, John Swan!
by nicoprice July 26, 2011