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Vietnamese Sunrise

A vietnamese sunrise is when you shove bamboo chips into your foreskin and then wank.
Man, I had a Vietnamese Sunrise last week, and I'm still pissing like I got kidney cancer.
by CharlieIndaTrees November 28, 2020
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Cincinnati Sunrise

Tactfully placing a fresh fecal deposit on your victim's windshield prior to a snowstorm.

When they come out and defrost their vehicle the next morning, they will be greeted with a Cincinnati Sunrise. 🌈
Dude, I just left the new principal a Cincinnati Sunrise.
by Snackelmore May 4, 2021
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Cuban Sunrise

While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the maglight in her ass, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.
On my honeymoon I thought I'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.
by gypsygypsy55 October 13, 2007
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Sunrise lumberjack

A sunrise lumberjack is someone who gets multiple simultaneous boners in the morning, everyday.
Person 1: "I pride myself on being a sunrise lumberjack."
Person 2: "That's fucking gross Chris."
by Moose Herdz March 30, 2017
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Saskatchewan Sunrise

Ehh buddy how bout we slam some Saskatchewan Sunrise before we hit the bars for some Caesars
by Nicholas Ehnisz October 12, 2018
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gooey sunrise

When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).
The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to get her out of bed.
by rifkin December 3, 2007
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Golden Sunrise

The event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being pissed on.

Primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.

Most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.
J - "I drank damn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog shit"

R - "You think that's bad? I got so drunk I blacked out, woke up to a Golden Sunrise..."

J - "Golden Sunrise??"

R - "Yeah, Basically that prick Kyle, his sister Stacy, even his damn Chihuahua gave me a golden shower..... AS A WAKE UP!"
by Playze June 19, 2011
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