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Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
by Mattys4 September 4, 2016
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Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"
by J_3_T January 13, 2017
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East Stroudsburg

1. East Stroudsburg is a borough in Monroe County, Pennsylvania, United States. It is located in the Poconos region of the state. Originally known as "Dansbury", East Stroudsburg was renamed for geographic reasons when the Delaware, Lackawanna, and Western Railroad opened a station in town.

Its population has shown a slow, steady escalation from 2,648 in 1900 to 3,330 in 1910 to 6,404 in 1940 to 9,888 in 2000, according to census reports.

2. A nice quiet town that has been corrupted by an onslaught of stupid ass New Yorkers. The town is predominantly white but you wouldn't know it looking at the scum that pollutes our streets and retail stores. The area was once the home to small families and older folks and it was an ideal place to have and raise children. Now its full of drugs, crime and murder and a bunch of New Yorkers who think they're cool and can do whatever they want just because they're not from around here and they're bored. GO HOME and leave us alone!
Resident #1: East Stroudsburg is so pretty in the fall.

Resident #2: It used to be before the New Yorkers got here.
by Former South Student 03 March 17, 2009
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Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."
by El Hombre' July 5, 2012
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The struts

A really really good rock band hailing from Derby, England. Opened for many big names such as the foo fighters and The Who. Have suck hits as “Could Have Been Me” “Kiss This” and “Body Talks.” Perhaps the band that will carry on the legacy of rock n roll for a new generation.
Person 1: hey dude did you see the struts gig last night?
Person 2: hell yea! It was awesome
by jchamp7 April 2, 2020
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strudle cake

a whore or prostitute that lives in a large box
becky t. is a strudle cake who lives in nyc.
by becky and rachel September 25, 2006
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