Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Tony Stewart

To run someone over.

I Was playing GTA and I Tony Stewart -ed a whole crowd of people

by pbny August 11, 2014

Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.

Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!

by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006

Stewardiss

When someone, whose job is in hospitality, has had enough of being nice and tells the customer what they really think.

Usually followed by grabbing a beer and exiting in dramatic fashion.

The crew member let a stewardiss rip over the cabin speaker system before grabbing a beer and exiting the plane.

by Flyn Hawaiin August 15, 2010

Dirty Stewart

When your wife / girlfriend ankles are beside her ears. You stradle her legs, with your Ass in her face, and begin to pound her then she proceeds to put 2 fingers, three knuckles deep up your ass. (With any luck your kids won't walk in.)

After A hard days work, my buddy loves getting a "Dirty Stewart"

by Bobb H July 10, 2006

Tony Stewart

A verb; 1. To accidentally hit a person with a vehicle causing death. 2. A form of vehicular homicide.

"HOLY COW! You almost Tony Stewart-ed that dude"

by No soul August 12, 2014

jon stewart

the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.

"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"

by opossum May 13, 2005