Front Squirts

Menstruation

What's wrong, babe? You got the front squirts?

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Meat Squirts

The act of blowing extremely wet fecial matter full of consumed meat out of your anus after comsuming a copious amount of various meats.

WoW Corey ! sure looks like that meat you just ate gave you some hardcore meat squirts !

by Meat slurper February 26, 2011

Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.

Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.

by Devia February 19, 2018

Turkey Squirts

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

by BustaNutz January 31, 2009

The Indonesian Squirts

When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.

"I shouldn't of had all that duck sauce on my egg roll because now I have The Indonesian Squirts"

by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017

that's the way the pickle squirts

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

by Erika June 1, 2004

squint

Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.

There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.

by camilleeee August 5, 2007