Squiding

The of vigorously jerking ones soft or un erected penis

Derrick was squiding nervously as he patiently waited for his turn on the glory hole

by Choosy malone February 15, 2020

Squid

A person that is weird.

Jared is such a squid, he's so weird

by CHARLITTTTTTTTTTT August 19, 2017

Squid

A member of the Navy; usu. an endearing term.

...now there goes one salty squid!

by dougesoul March 19, 2003

Squiding

The act in which the cheeks on the gluteus are fucked in the same way some will compare to "titty-fucking". Spit or some form of lubricant should be used in order to disarray misscomfort.

I heard Tom gave Georgia a good Squiding last night

by FpDavo May 14, 2011

Squid

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.

Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!

by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014

Squid

The act of taking someone else's possession without permission; stealing

Fuck! That motherfucker squidded my money from my wallet!

I think imma squid that guy's laptop.

by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 27, 2019

Squid

1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.

Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.

by joshykins69 March 15, 2015