squeaky tap

to be frigid or prude, in reference to a dry vagina

you'll never get with her, she's a squeaky tap

by motetihw April 26, 2011

Squeaky zucchini

A Queef into the dick hole

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini

by Scissors swings April 4, 2022

squeaky thumb

A feeling in the hinge of your thumb after playing too many video games.

Rob: Hey, wasn't playing COD all night last night a good idea or what?
Bob: It was fun, but I got a cereal case of squeaky thumb from it.

by The Squid Pizza May 12, 2014

Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 9, 2021

squeaky teeth

When sugar is coating your teeth and it gives the texture of being "squeaky". Leads to discomfort in the mouth. Can occur from fizzy drinks.

I drank that bottle of coke and now i have squeaky teeth

by rubella.com December 28, 2023

Squeaky Saddle

When a woman rides a dick and she farts on the mans ballsack.

"Last night my girl gave me a Squeaky Saddle!"

by TheyBoysIdeas February 16, 2022