speefnarkle

When a chick is giving a man head and the man farts in her face while holding her head in place to make sure that she smells the putrid odor.

Michael didn't care for his girlfriend anymore and decided that it would be best to break up. Instead of coming straight out and telling her he decided that a speefnarkle would speak for itself.

by naughty by nature January 19, 2005

Steef

A really fat person.

I was eating some food, but Steef came up and sat on me and ate it.

by Toaster October 27, 2003

Squeef

When someone queefs and squirts at the same time.

"Oh sorry! I just squeef'd all over you!"

by Viator February 8, 2015

speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

seef

Means,"see if". It is southern slang but is better than "see if" because it doesn't take as long to say it.

I a go seef he says yes.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Sneef

The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.

Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

skeef

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005