Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.
{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}
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The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.
Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.
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Giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the Trekkie sign.
Dude, last night I gave Laquiqui the Spock shock!
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noun. the same thing as a trekky an asshole star trek fan who seems to think that star trek is better than STAR WARS
That fucking spock sucker was being an asshole and said Han Solo needs to take gay medication, so I kicked his ass!
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Similar to the shocker, only performed using the "Live-Long and Prosper" sign, used by Spock in Star Trek. i.e. to in the goo and two in the poo.
I spock locked that bitch 'till she bled and she loved every second of it!
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The act of shocking see shockera girl with the fingers in such a position that your fingers resemble spock from star trek, remember live long and prosperous
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Introducing Logic into a conversation to counter an obviously asin9ine statement. Successfully.
'Man, I thought my argument supporting Arizona's immigration laws was valid. Until you pointed out that a law that circumvents The Bill of Rights for illegals, circumvents the Bill of Rights for us all. You totally Spock Blocked me!"-----Spock Blocking
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