Spencer

North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children.

Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children.

Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch.

This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia.

Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though.

Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.
Was that a White-Tailed Walrus?!


Naw, it was a "Spencer"
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A word used to describe someone who is a fat, lazy ass, good for nothing, worthless, piece of shit.
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To fling a rod out your block by 2 stepping all the time
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