When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes
Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!
by D Flawless November 12, 2019
Get the Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis mug.Talking or singing like Scott Stapp, the lead singer of post grunge band Creed. There are three basic guidelines for proper Stapp Speak:
1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.
Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.
1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.
Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.
by Nick Elward December 6, 2010
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"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
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"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"
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