solopreneur

A telecommuting professional who works alone from a home office with unlimited access to online porn, but who lacks the ability to control the urges of mastubatory premature ejaculation - especially whilst interacting remotely with colleagues or clients.

Derived from:

Solo,(Latin) to be alone
Pre,(Greek) to occur early
Neur,(Latin) coming from one's nervous system

I knew this solopreneur that would beat the meat while on conference calls. One time he forgot to mute the phone and we kept hearing a weird squishing noise in the background.

by joepa007 December 8, 2013

slmpd

SLMPD, an abbreviation of 'Slumped' meaning to be relaxed while enjoying such activities as smoking or listening to music.

Facebook Conversation:
Friend 1: Yo man, need a motive.
Friend 2: Come to my yard, just here slmpd.
Friend 3: Yeah, say no more.

by RysSlmpd September 22, 2013

somple

drop dead sexy. loves to workout. nd luvs his girlfriend Kaitlyn, who everyone is jealous of ;

"sex with somple was amazing last night!" - a common phrase

by somplicious January 15, 2009

Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

solipsist

Me Me Me Me Me & Em

I, believing in solipsism, am therefore, a solipsist.

by r0ckhouse June 5, 2004