Snookie

Snackin' while you dookie, yo!

Eatin' pie while your on the John droppin' off junk. Snookie...nuf said!

by Flatopian Poobe March 01, 2009

snooki

the best bitch ever known 4 being the best person on jersey shore. real name is nicole elizabeth polizzi & she wants 2 b called nicole & like she’s strong caring an awesome mom doesn’t like what people say about her affect her knows how to let shit slide & doesn’t give a fuck about what people say she’s my idol i luv her & want 2 b like her she’s also has two stores that she opened by herself is also really business & street smart & DOES NOT deserve all the bullshit she still gets. she’s also really caring

snooki is amazing strong & caring

by empressmissrosie22.5 January 15, 2021

Snookie

The random gum wrappers found randomly in ones pockets.

(While emptying pockets) "Dude! Look at all these snookies!"

by Baby Jesus! March 20, 2009

snooky

Snooky is a main character in a series of short books posted on myspace by, "Teambunny." The short books are now titled "Adventures of Snooky" and are numbered by acts, the books were once titled "Ninjas Were Mean to Me." The short books have no real plot to speak of such as in the Second book Snooky is a Robot with a chainsaw hand.

Snooky -Act3- Redemption: "...After a long, hard, wet talk with my family I decided that I don't like them all that much and told them I was going to buy the Christmas presents, never to actually return. I found it odd that they believed me for it was the middle of July..."

by Johnnaathan September 11, 2007

Snooki

A short, beautiful girl. She is very loud and obnoxious. Loves having a good time and going to the club.

Girl 1: Whoa, She is so short.
Girl 2: She is such a snooki.

by Alisonlanieduh January 08, 2011

Snooki

" Im going to the Jersey Shore Bitch ! , one of the most funniest people known to man ! . does what ever the hell she wants but is smart about it .got socked in the face by some dumb ass and STILL looks pretty ! ,she RE-INVENTIDE the poof and rocks it like no other . she can get any man she wants. most of all looooooves pickkles ! ,nature is her #1 priority , she will do what ever it takes to save an animals life . she's hated by many , but that dont stop her from doing what she does best !

love you snook's <3 (:

" did you watch jersey shore ?! "
friend #1

" yess, did you see snooki kick her ass ?! "
friend #2

- laughs -
" yess, ajaja that was sooo funny "
friend #1

" whata snooki move ! "
friend #2

" EXACLY ,! "
- laughs -
friend #1

by jerseyshore <3 October 06, 2010

Snookie

What my father used to call the cheerleaders on TV during professional football games.

Father: Hey son, check out them snookies.

by brdshootr March 09, 2009