uri smeller

a fart that travels around the house stopping clocks and bending spoons

look out iv dropped a uri smeller

by captain crumpalicious October 7, 2008

Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.

After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.

by IQjane December 1, 2010

smelling cookies

A way to say that someone looks like they are a homoxexual without saying it out loud. Because gay guys often have a look on their face like they are smelling cookies. It is from a Dane Cook standup comedy joke.

That guy over by the bar is so smelling cookies.

by lusciousdragon February 3, 2010

Smellend

A dirty bellend that smells aswell

milo:you gave dat boy head den
mark:yer hes got a dirty Smellend

by igotahardpenis January 31, 2009

Smallened

The act of having something reduced in size.

Von Miller had his ears smallened after the 2016 superbowl.

by jerpaw August 28, 2016

Butt smeller

Someone who enjoys the fresh but musky smell of a nice ass. In sex, be it with a guy or a girl, they will always love the ass and get their face as close as possible.

Hey, get over here, go down on me and stop being a dirty butt smeller.

by TheVegasCasanova June 6, 2015

smelling the muffins

Making out.

Coined 2007 at Duke.

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"

by Jenny W October 15, 2007