National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021

someone with a small dick

a Josh

Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!

by AnonymousSource August 6, 2014

a small dick

A chode or joseph

Definition:A chode is a small dick

by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 9, 2021

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

In reference to someone (usually but not limited to male) begins displaying behavior that they're jealous, have low self-esteem, and/or passive-aggressive especially towards their partner.

Guy: How many dudes have you slept with? Did you enjoy it? Were they better than me?
His gf: Why does it matter if you haven't noticed anything weird?
Guy: I just want to know.. because I'm curious.
His gf: Geez, what do you have, SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)?

by Szynful April 14, 2018

A small dick

A person who is not really good at being a jerk or dick

Dude your like a small dick your too nice

by Bod23 May 13, 2019