steam slurpie

exactly what you think it is.

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them

by JAIL_BLAZE November 06, 2017

Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 28, 2024

Slurpis

When someone slurps something they pee as well

Bro I accidentally slurpis myself

by Chicken_Nuggeta October 17, 2019

Slurpy Slime

blob.

slurpy slime.

by blob >:) April 13, 2023

Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Slurpy slobber

Performing an intense blowjob on a guy.

More than anything, Barry was known for his ability to slurpy slobber on other guys.

by James sweet love March 20, 2022

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

by Professor Timóteo April 04, 2020