your mum will 360 no scope you with this shit, it will fly at you from all angles when you fuck up in any way, there Is also another attack for when your mum is close she will beat you over the head with the legendary slipper.
by yourdadleftthegame May 28, 2020
Get the the slipper mug.Slippers that also act as tennis shoes. They can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. They are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as "Moon Stretches". The only known pair of Slipper Sneaks belongs to GYSGT. Beatrice Middleton. They are crazy sweet. So if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of Slipper Sneaks.
Beatrice: Hey honey, did you see that moon? I'd better put on my Slipper Sneaks.
Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?
Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.
Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!
Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.
Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.
Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)
Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?
Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.
Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!
Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.
Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.
Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)
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by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019
Get the slipper shoppers mug.A sexual act involving three people, where one person slides his feet into the assholes of the other two and proceeds to walk around the manor whilst reading the paper and drinking a tea.
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by Nick Bronze March 30, 2012
Get the English Slipper mug.Occurs when having sex with a female and your penis "accidentally" slips out of her vagina and pokes her in the asshole, she then screams "BAAAAWK!!!" and proceeds to run around the room waving her arms while you chase her around like Rocky chased the chicken in the movie.
Last night I met this chick at the bar, I took her home and did the Slippery Chicken, boy could she run fast...
by Roccoman24 July 19, 2011
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Ingredients:
1 oz Bailey's irish cream
1 oz Sambuca
Mixing instructions:
pour sambuca into shot glass float Bailies on top enjoy
Ingredients:
1 oz Bailey's irish cream
1 oz Sambuca
Mixing instructions:
pour sambuca into shot glass float Bailies on top enjoy
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