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majdion slingshot

the greatest chess move ever created only used once in chess history.
Wholy crap did he just do the majdion slingshot - Byron
by magnus carlson February 7, 2025
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vagina slingshot

when the vacuum created by inserting a tampon causes bodily fluids to be released from the vagina at high velocities when said tampon is removed.
"the blood spatter on the wall of this toilet stall is clearly the result of the vagina slingshot effect"
by boatsagainstthecurrent September 20, 2017
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Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though
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slingshot

When a person takes both of your legs and plants a foot onto your ballsack and proceeds to pull both legs towards themselves causing horrible pain
I've been cumming red since I last got slingshotted
by yung wheatly May 30, 2023
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Slingshot

When a girl gives you a blowjob, just as your about to cum you pull down her covid mask off her chin, cum it and release, the mask acting as a slingshot, blasting your cum all over her face.
I love giving her a good Ole Covid Slingshot!
by JackoffOFallTrades September 4, 2021
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foreskin slingshot

When an uncicumsized guy nuts and holds it back with his foreskin to then shoot it away in a slingshot-like manner
Dude, I nailed the foreskin slingshot! I hit her right in the face!
by CrappyShitty May 29, 2019
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slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
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