skeltching

Skeltching is when you don’t wipe after taking a shit. You let it crust and then let your significant other scrapes it off with their teeth. Then they spit the feces back into your mouth.

“Hey I just took a shit and didn’t wipe. wanna skeltch later tonight?” Or “Me and my boyfriend love skeltching!”

by Blumpkinmaster101 May 14, 2024

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Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

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Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

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Squenching

Combination of squeezing and clenching.

I was squenching my ass cheeks.

by Lord of Chaos December 9, 2024

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Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

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