Younger sibling

When you get a younger sibling, you have a 90% chance of the devil swapping it out with one of its minions. The other 10% of babies passed the devil's vibe check and was able to stay. These few specimens are the rare case of a well-behaved kid. If you have one, consider yourself lucky.

Kate: I have a younger sibling now!
Amy: so do I!
Kate: wtf you are my younger sibling
Amy: *sweats nervously*

Kate: The hell?! Mom! The baby's sweating, and its flooding the kitchen!

by Tired. Just. Tired. January 25, 2020

Boys Are Not Smiling

It is a go-getta state of mind and not facial expression.

Boys are not smiling with all these rhymes. They all want to get paid

by Hueyflygerian October 16, 2010

simping

v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.

Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.

*Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"

by The Tallboy March 8, 2005

Sibling

Siblings are people who you might always be mad at or you might love them all the time ( rarely ). They are related to you because you have the same person who gave birth to you or adopted. They can be horrible to each other and they can hate each other..that's fine.

I love his sister,not him.
WAIT..YOU'RE LESBIAN AND YOU LOVE HIS SIBLING?!?!!
No, I'm pansexual and I love his sibling

by Smiley Unicorn May 16, 2017

semen sibling

When you discover that one of your parents has had sex with the parents of someone you know, that person is now your semen sibling.

I kept wondering why dad keeps on giving rachel wierd looks, turns out he fucked her mother and we're semen siblings.

by Shalmanese October 21, 2006

Small Smiling Face

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.

'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'

by Dr. Albert Merriwether June 22, 2008

Siblinghood

A Brotherhood as well as a Sisterhood

The Siblinghood of the Adjoined Orbs is so called because we are ancient and we are modern, we are witch and we are warlock, we are one with eachother and we will not be defined by you and your society

by Don D Phlots March 24, 2010