simerdip

1.) n. The act of getting into a hot tub or jacuzzi. See dip.

2.) n. A dude that plays tennis and soccer. See pimp.

3.) n. A dude that doesn't go to prom becuase his parents won't let him. See idiot.

1.) I'm going to take a simerdip.

2.) He's a real simerdip.

3.) Dude! Don't be a simerdip and not go to prom.

by c.fizz June 9, 2004

Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

by ellispsycho January 5, 2009

simesayin'

To agree with someone, short for "That's what I'm saying!"

Bill certainly is in a bad mood.... simesayin'

by fusnerhall September 9, 2009

Simelfie

Simultaneous selfie. Taking a picture of someone who is taking a picture of you at the exact same time.

We took a simelfie at the restaurant just now.

by iSizzlechest June 13, 2014

Simea

The sweetest, most caring girl you will ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end. She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head. She's fragile though, known to break down easily even though she rarely shows it. She has beauty and brains. Love her and she will love you back. If you have one in your life, she is special and unique, don't let her go. She's one to hold onto

She is a lovely an nice Person.
Simea will be your bae.

by LySimea January 3, 2017

simhoe

A girl who is thicc but slutty , easy to undress , loses her virginity young and wonders why she gets into drama, nobody has a dirtier mind than her, will never stop flirting , all the guys say smash and so does she

“Hey did you see Simhoe last night? She was banging up connor’s bed!”
“Get yourself ome of those hoes”
“Repspect women but dont respect simhoe because hoes go differently”

by Jddhdjdbsj November 19, 2017

semeon

Is the most loving and caring person you will ever meet, is the sweetest and most kind. He is always there when you are having a rough day and never lets you down. If you ever met a Semeon in your life time, you need to be friends with him no matter what, he is the Mostafa amazing person you will ever meet, not only your bestfriend but someone you can have to talk too. He is super handsome and always so much fun to be around. He is 100% the best person to have movie dates and to cuddle with. You will never regret meeting a Semeon in your life.

Semeon is the most handsome guy in the whole wide world.

by Loveyousomuch September 16, 2019