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A girl who is thicc but slutty , easy to undress , loses her virginity young and wonders why she gets into drama, nobody has a dirtier mind than her, will never stop flirting , all the guys say smash and so does she
“Hey did you see Simhoe last night? She was banging up connor’s bed!”
“Get yourself ome of those hoes”
“Repspect women but dont respect simhoe because hoes go differently”
simhoe by Jddhdjdbsj November 19, 2017
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A girl that takes a shot of liq and uses the excuse of being "drunk" to be a hoe
Guy1: u think corn will suck me up?
Guy2: ya bring liq bro she's a siphoe
siphoe by giraffe hales March 29, 2017

simcoe composite school

sketch-ass school in simcoe that smells like bad BO everywhere you go and they keep the retards on A floor and the bathrooms always smell the worst from everyone smoking weed or vaping in the bathrooms
never go to simcoe composite school
A mad billy main and the cutest gamer. He'd never get away with murder because he'd instantly confess.
No, no bitch, stop this lying Sichoen!
Look at that Silhoe.
silhoe by Marley-Quinn November 1, 2023
AKA skidcoe, trashiest place you’ll ever see. meth and fent everywhere. Nothing worse then SCS in the world, drug hotspot. toonie lady always gonna find you. Stay away at all costs
CC ”yo do you wanna go see simcoe?“
Kyle ”Nah i don’t wanna be shot, laced, or miserable today”
Simcoe by Ek.2.trappedout September 26, 2022
A person that craves and seek attention from anyone, any means on any and all social media platforms
Taking pictures of food that you didn't cook, reposting memes that you stole, sending out prayer chain letters are examples of SMHOE activities.
SMHOE by UnkahDell October 19, 2018
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