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shred the nar

owning it. (snowboarding, surfing, skating) the word "nar" is a bastardization of the classic adjective used to define something as cool (gnarly).
by risorah (deb &iris) September 10, 2005
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Shred-off

When something is way beyond a rip-off, it's like the next level up. They often take place in such areas as Paddington, Double Bay (Double Pay) Pottspoint etc.
OMG! that guy charged me $8.80 for that small biscuit! Thats not even a ripoff, that's a SHRED-OFF!!
by MXL March 5, 2009
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Shred ass

To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.
Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?

Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?

Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011
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shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 19, 2006
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Shred Head

Much like road head Shred Head is the act of giving a blow job whilst skiing or snowboarding.
I hit the slopes with my girl and I total got some shred head.
by AndyIsABitch February 22, 2015
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Self Shred

1) Thinking you are right and then immediately finding out the imminent truth. This may happen when you are alone, or in a group.
2) The act of "shredding" one's self. (See term shredding)
Richard: I can't find any of my fucking xbox controllers. Seriously, I think someone came in here and stole them.
Al: Shouldn't they be in here?
Richard: Yeah... (eventually pulls back curtain covering the windowsill, revealing the controllers)
Al: Is that them?
Richard: Yeah...................."Self Shred!!!"
by Oil Rig January 19, 2010
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shred the nar

An obvoious mispelling of "shred the gnar"
Person 1:Wow, he just tried to shred the nar, but ate it.
Person 2: No, he tried to shred the G-N-A-R, you idiot.
by J-G September 21, 2008
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