Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

by SerbShooter November 19, 2007

taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Shit dick

It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick

Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me

Dude I’m sorry

by Sean charlie October 5, 2018