shiny sky donkeys 

decidedly unusual people. not part of any subculture. not uber-fans of any band or comic or anything like that. will prefer to talk utter shite for hours on end than hold a rational conversation

SSD: what if we're all colour blind?
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*

shiny sky donkeys by sugarhigh February 15, 2005

Shiny Hunter

A common term within the Pokemon community who actively searches for shiny Pokemon, rather than just happening by them.
Shiny Hunters, myself included, will utilize multiple strategies and methods to maximize their odds of finding a shiny. Most of the time, that "method" involves pressing the same fucking buttons over and over for hours for a Pokemon that gives no advantages. The only special fucking thing about shiny Pokemon is that they're a different color. That's it.
Shiny Hunters face scrutiny for doing the same thing for hours, days, weeks, even years at a time for a goddamn Mewtwo to be green instead of purple. Many non Shiny Hunters are confused by the notion of Shiny Hunting, as it seems like a waste of time, and a quick self-analysis would show that they're probably too impatient to get into shiny hunting, anyways. However, most Shiny Hunters came from that group of people, and eventually became so numb to bullshit RNG that they mindlessly turn their game on and off over and over like it's no big deal.

"Is the author of the Shiny Hunter definition actually a Shiny Hunter?"
"That's what I heard. Apparently they spent 7 months soft resetting their game 15,532 times for a shiny Nihilego."
"What a fucking loser."

Shiny Hunter by BooBooKeys March 1, 2021

shiny up 

Phrase shouted at a person who needs to both be quiet and wrap themsleves in tinfoil simultaneously.

Important when hiding from the aliens.

"I told my kids they'd better shiny up if they didn't want to be probed! Better believe they listened!"

shiny up by edward_violet December 16, 2009

Shiny Tables? 

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

Shiny Tables? by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010

shiny scooter 

A slang term used by women, frequently in EMS, to describe their vagina.

I sat down and flashed him my shiny scooter

shiny scooter by firemedicjrod December 2, 2010

shiny object syndrome 

To be driven toward shiny objects. Usually related to projects, in the sense that you won't finish one project before starting a new one.

Brent's shiny object syndrome prevents him from finishing any project before starting something new.

shiny object syndrome by Pygarp November 17, 2016

Shiny dick 

When u somebody is performing a bj on ur dick with lipgloss and the lipgloss stains the dick

Fuck i’ve got a shiny dick from .her(him/them)

Shiny dick by Epicureanhoe December 28, 2020